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an anagram of and a euphemism for "masturbation"
Sometimes shortened to just "tuba", especially when used as a verb (eg, "I tuba'd in the shower this morning")
mary: So do you play a musical instrument yourself?
mike: Yes, the tuba
mary: Really? Wow, in a band?
mike: No, in a storm
mary: Huh? tuba in a storm?
mike: Yes, I'm self taught too. Play strictly for my own amusement
mary: Good for you. That's awesome
mike: Thanks:)
by AcheNot June 22, 2018
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