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tramp drunk 

The level of drunk, where your clothes and hair are a mess and your motor functions are failing - barely able to speak other than grunts and curse words you may have lost control of your bladder, but you fail to acknowledge it.
Good chance you'll get picked up by the cops in this state.
Person 1: How drunk are we getting tonight?
Person 2: let's go all out, the night's not over till I'm getting picked out the gutter by some cops or paramedics...
Person 1: Fuck yeah! Let's get Tramp Drunk!!!
tramp drunk by Ayo_wen December 13, 2013
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Drunk Trap 

An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.
"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."
Drunk Trap by booboobigsley August 18, 2009

trumpdrunk 

When you are as drunk as Donald Trump acts. Often as a result of drinking expensive Champagne instead of sparkling wine.
I only had two glasses of Champagne but I am trumpdrunk.
trumpdrunk by WylieBear March 30, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026