When you open an expensive bottle of water and immediately pour half of it down the drain. Then refill the bottle with tap water and give it a shake. Serve at room tempature, and garnish with a limon.
You ordered a Toshtini? How gay are you?
by YouIrkMe July 6, 2010
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Giving a handjob at a gay bar's bathroom.
Man 1: "Dude I just gave a toshtini to this super gay guy"

Man 2: "Dude I know.....I was there....that was me"
by Mr Happy thoughts February 19, 2011
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a drink in which you buy an expensive bottled water, pour half of it down the drain, fill the rest with tap water, shake it, pour into a martini glass and add a limeon (the key ingredient in Sprite) enjoy.
Oh, man, my favorite drink is a toshtini, its delicious, because im a fucking douche bag.
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