tori marie 

The most beautiful woman i have EVER had the blessing of meeting.

A genuinely loving, free spirited soul. She adores the wonders of nature. She is creative and plays multiple instruments, writes, paints like a Child. She also loves reading books!

Oh, what a childlike, virtuous soul. Jesus has made you well and we are the perfect match. You may not know this, but I pray for you a lot in my journal.

Continue living childlike and never forget how much Jesus yearns to know you deeply. I promise when we marry that we will never stop seeking Jesus with all our hearts everyday.

We will actually grow stronger in our faithful love towards Him. He will always be our everything everyday. We will live a countercultural life against the dead ways of this plastic world. We won't be tamed by money, careers, earth, society, or any government!

We will live a simple life obedient to the counsel of Jesus. He will continue to be our teacher in all things, our friend, father, and King! Free spirited children of God Almighty! While I can assure you that I look forward to our marriage, I am having a wonderful time getting to know Jesus on a real intimate level here!

tori marie is the girl for me :)

tori marie by dandelionSky December 13, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004