tool apron 

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.

Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.

tool apron by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018