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Toke and Stroke 

From the stonerous 'Toke' and the pervertous 'stroke'

a toke and stroke is the act of masterbaiting after recently smoking (or toking for you less ghetto people) this usually only happens when one smokes alone.
"yo dude i was bored as hell to i got my bong out and did a toke and stroke"

"tommy is fucked up, right after we finished off the blunt he went into his room and did a toke and stroke"

Stroke n' Toke 

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while simultaneously masturbating. Typically, a joint or blunt is held to the penis hole, and whilst you choke your chicken, you smoke through your reproductive organ.
Dan: man, I stroke n' toked last night, got hella baked!
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)
Stroke n' Toke by groovy toads June 19, 2017

stroke a toke 

Basketball slang. Especially in 2k15. Used by people with accents from the islands
"Ohh stroke a toke" -he just got crossed or dunked on

Stroke-N-Toke 

When an individual, which has a penis, masturbates while also smoking weed.
I just bought a subcription to Brazzers and a fat sack of Loud. I'll be having a Stroke-N-Toke session all day until mom comes home.
Stroke-N-Toke by Hammy312 April 25, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026