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toke & stroke

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A safer form of auto erotic asphyxiation whereupon the participant uses burning marijuana as a means of restricting the flow of oxygen to the body. Before peaking, the user should take a final breath and hold it until the desired result is achieved.
I used the toke & stroke method to get super baked before playing video games.
toke & stroke by T. S. Roberts November 26, 2017
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Toke and Stroke 

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From the stonerous 'Toke' and the pervertous 'stroke'

a toke and stroke is the act of masterbaiting after recently smoking (or toking for you less ghetto people) this usually only happens when one smokes alone.
"yo dude i was bored as hell to i got my bong out and did a toke and stroke"

"tommy is fucked up, right after we finished off the blunt he went into his room and did a toke and stroke"

Stroke n' Toke 

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The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while simultaneously masturbating. Typically, a joint or blunt is held to the penis hole, and whilst you choke your chicken, you smoke through your reproductive organ.
Dan: man, I stroke n' toked last night, got hella baked!
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)
Stroke n' Toke by groovy toads June 19, 2017

stroke a toke 

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Basketball slang. Especially in 2k15. Used by people with accents from the islands
"Ohh stroke a toke" -he just got crossed or dunked on

Stroke-N-Toke 

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When an individual, which has a penis, masturbates while also smoking weed.
I just bought a subcription to Brazzers and a fat sack of Loud. I'll be having a Stroke-N-Toke session all day until mom comes home.
Stroke-N-Toke by Hammy312 April 25, 2021
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