A Tijuana Bison refers to a large, hairy prostitute located in Tijuana, Mexico. The bison's most common characteristics are a hairy upper lip and, long impressive sideburns and a hairy neck.
I spent my last night in Tijuana Mexico grazing distilled beverages among some of the most follically blessed Tijuana Bison I have I've seen to date. The later part of my evening was spent skinning the largest of the Bison in the herd.
by J.Rog September 22, 2016
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