thirsty tuesday

getting hammered on a tuesday night

tuesday + a handle of bacardi = thirsty tuesday

by titsmiggie1 June 25, 2010

thirsty tuesday

The day of the week on which some part time workers may be able to partake in festivities reserved for the weekend, because they do not work on Wednesday.

Max : Dude, Damon, what are you doing tonight?
Damon : It's Thirsty Tuesday. You know what that means, baby.
Max : Awhhh jyeah...let's get super hammered!
Damon : ...Deal.

by Damon & Max June 22, 2008

No Thirst Tuesday

No thirsting or simping for anyone on the first Tuesday of each month. You may admire but das it or else you go to horny jail.

"Oh damn look how hawt he looks I just wanna ravish him!"
"No, stop it Emmie you horny bítch! You'll go to horny jail if you don't stop. Today is the first Tuesday of the month which is No Thirst Tuesday so no simping or thirsting allowed!"
"C'mon Haven you're no fun!"
"I'm only following No Thirst Tuesday."

by Haven_707 March 2, 2021

Thirty-Tuesday

A day of the week in which it is mandatory that one drink thirty two ounce beers from your local booze store.

Mondays suck, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is almost Friday, but still there is a day left without designation of greatness....what do I do with a shitty tuesday? "Bro, its not just tuesday, its Thirty-Tuesday. Lets grab some 32 ouncers and get shitty."

by Smish I July 23, 2012