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the willisp 

the willisp is a chubby chubkin with hugely oversized cheeks that wobble when he speaks, a slight lisp may occur when speaking but this is a good thing because it adds comic value to serious things. it is not a good idea to cross the willisp because he will set out a shrill scream that will make your ears bleed

It's not serva, its conserva.
ayy yo maynn, look its the willisp

yee dawg, he is such a chubkin boii

yes din
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The Willis Kwok Incident 

The Willis Kwok Incident is a Chinese punk rock band that plays small clubs all over Chinatown - San Francisco. Their song "You doan know yah cah" hit the top 200 in mainland China in 2006.
Rawd: Hey Twist, you wanna go see The Willis Kwok Incident at Club MetroMix in China Town?

Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's

Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?

Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.

The Bruce Willis 

A sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina. Coined on the podcast "The Glory Hole" on Riotcast.com
"THe Bruce Willis is a sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina
The Bruce Willis by see-rod June 12, 2012

The Bruce Willis 

The act of putting one's bald head into a women vagina/pussy.

Coined by The Glory Hole podcast on www.Riotcast.com
A sexual act of a guy, that is bald, putting his whole head into a womens pussy. this is called The Bruce Willis, as told by The Glory Hole podcast on episode 079 on www.riotcast.com

Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release

The Book of Willis 

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.
According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.

Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex 

Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex
Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex