the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War by Frank West August 28, 2006

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