a Tannith is an enigma. she will wow the red carpet and come home to sweat pants and fart loud and proud as she binges star wars and harry potter. Tanniths are as socially enrapturing as they are stunningly beautiful! a Tannith will never abandon you and will be a better friend than you’ll ever be to her, regardless of how hard u try! if you meet a Tannith break out your master poke ball and pray you can catch her attention for you will never know a greater warmth then the warmth of her presence in your world!
look! there’s a tannith! quick order a 12 pack of master balls from rock city gym! before she saunters away!

omg i saw a tannith today, i thought she’d be more tan
by Picasso0o October 14, 2022
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