taking a poop Share definition Flag The act of pushing brown "stuff" out of your anal section into a round bowl called the toilet. Man, i gotta squirt a brown monkey! Jamal is taking a poop on D-Rads lawn. taking a poop by Josh and Mike May 4, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the taking a poop mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch