taint punch

Taint Punch- When your friend is bending over tieing his shoe or something and you uppercut him in his taint. Not very painfull but the look on the vicitim'a face is priceless. I have had it done to me and its very shocking.

When bob was picking up his keys I gave him a taint punch I think I stoped his heart for a second.

by taint man May 13, 2005

Arabian Taint Punch

The act of fisting someone else’s taint, traditionally by means of restraining the unlucky victim. The action typically involves a very carefully timed series of direct connections. It is at the discretion of the aggressor to use talc or shards of glass. The talc prevents moisture from creating suction which could be unpleasant for all parties involved. Commonly abbreviated “ATP”

"Don't make me give you an Arabian taint punch!"

"Gave him the old ATP."

by Brishem November 30, 2009

atomic taint punch

When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.

John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change

by Smokey dick July 7, 2016

Vulcan Taint Pinch

A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"

Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.

by StonedHippy April 5, 2010

jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass

Do make me give you a jersey tant punch

by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023