swoon flu

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

by SexyLexy1234 May 7, 2009

swoop flu

Having or contracting an std.

You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.

by PlayboyR January 2, 2014

spoon the fluffy

Spoon the fluffy exists, go home

Spoon the fluffy exists... go home

by IHotzDropz (Hot Peppa) January 15, 2021

Flume spoon

Spooning on a log flume

Wanna flume spoon at Alton Towers?

by Armadillopoop November 4, 2016