swoon flu 

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

swoon flu by SexyLexy1234 May 7, 2009

swoop flu 

Having or contracting an std.

You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.

swoop flu by PlayboyR January 2, 2014

spoon the fluffy 

Spoon the fluffy exists, go home

Spoon the fluffy exists... go home

spoon the fluffy by IHotzDropz (Hot Peppa) January 15, 2021

Flume spoon 

Spooning on a log flume

Wanna flume spoon at Alton Towers?

Flume spoon by Armadillopoop November 4, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004