swoon flu

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

swoon flu by SexyLexy1234 May 7, 2009

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swoop flu

Having or contracting an std.

You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.

swoop flu by PlayboyR January 2, 2014

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Related Words

swoon flu • swoop flu • spoon the fluffy • Flume spoon • swoon • Swoon Magnet • Anti-Swoon • dude-swoon • mid-swoon • poon swoon

spoon the fluffy

Spoon the fluffy exists, go home

Spoon the fluffy exists... go home

spoon the fluffy by IHotzDropz (Hot Peppa) January 15, 2021

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Flume spoon

Spooning on a log flume

Wanna flume spoon at Alton Towers?

Flume spoon by Armadillopoop November 4, 2016

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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