strep cock

Any colony of drug resistant staphylococcus bacterium, such as USA300 (staphylococcus aureus), infecting the male genitalia.

A trip to the doctor confirmed that no amount of Methicillin was going to cure the case of strep cock he got from that hooker last week.

strep cock by BigDaddyFatSlacks January 18, 2008

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strep da cockis

it is a deadly disease. most likely caused by the consumption of to much cock.
cock = bad.

" dude yesterday my sister was diagnosed with strep da cockis. what a slut"

" that girl lauren down the street got strep da cockis, i think i might have given it to her. she gives great head

strep da cockis by pman427 March 3, 2009

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strep da cockis • Strepcock • strep • Strep Throat • strep ass • Strep Club • Strep Dick • Strep Knee • strep load • Strep master

cock-strap

A cock-strap is a leather strap that a guy puts around his cock & balls to keep his nuts from receding, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a cumgasm. It also makes a guy's dick rock-hard.

Matt, my cadet roomie, gave me a cock-strap for my birthday!

cock-strap by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

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Cock strap

Protective gear that cups your junk when your about have sex.

I better put my cock strap on before I romp on my girlfriend.

Cock strap by Long rod van hugen dong March 20, 2010

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Strepcock

When a girl with strep throat gives a guy a blowjob.
Another version of this is 'strepemocock', which involves the same situation, but with a couple of emos.

The boy went to her house, little did he know he was gonna end up with strepcock.

Strepcock by I don't remember February 24, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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