any argument that reveals a dyfunctional grasp of logical falacy by both participants and which seem to be little more that the splitting of hairs by any and all outside observers.
Greg: Chronic is the true green.

Jerry: its too red to be true green, man.

Greg: Quite right, you mere stoner.

Jerry: Whatever, you total pothead. How can it be "true" green if its so red?

Sally: this converstion is just too stoner vs. pothead for me.
by reefer modness May 5, 2009
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