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stinkrape 

Pronunciation: \ˈstiŋk-rāp\
Function: noun

1 : the act of applying an offensive-smelling substance to the fingers and placing them under the victim's nose.
2 : the act of subjecting another to an offensive odor

Function: transitive verb

1 : to commit stinkrape on
When Daniel passed out, he left himself vulnerable to stinkrape by his friends.

The New York City subway system is rife with stinkrape in the summer months.

The wedding guest who defecated in his pants during the reception stinkraped the other guests.
stinkrape by C-Waffle July 27, 2009
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stinkpatch 

An overused, uncleaned vagina. Most likely to be found on the common whore or local tramp.
"Jeez Sally, maybe you should head home and take a shower cuz your stinkpatch is foul."

or

If I fuck one more john tonight, my stinkpatch will be sore for days!
stinkpatch by Buck Fever January 4, 2010

Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)
Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!
Stinkathon by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

Stinkwater Whoppers 

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
Stinkwater Whoppers by StynkStar August 11, 2006

Stinkatorium 

Pronounced: "Stink-Ah-Toe-Ree-Um"

An enclosed enviroment of varying size defined by an intense and foul smell which makes it virtually uninhabitable by living organisms.
Outpost B on the planet Stinkwata is a good example. An unknown and infinite facility beneath the vast oceans of a long forgotten ancient planet. Accessed only through rocket ship or highly modified rocket bike, this stinkatorium has eluded mankind for millenia. It is the foulest smelling location in space/time and a stain on the legacy of the universe.
Stinkatorium by Henry Gale February 18, 2009

stinkwater

Perfume or cologne. Specifically, something that Chris Isaak does not wear.

I remember this from an early 90s era interview and it always amused me.
Interviewer: What cologne do you like?
Chris Isaak: I don't wear no stinkwater.
stinkwater by oracular November 24, 2007

stingrat 

An individual who gives 110%, however does not receive the same return.
After much thought, Luke still could not figure out why he was single. It was simple, he was a stingrat.
stingrat by Seros August 3, 2005
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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