steamer beamer

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"

by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006

boston beaner steamer

Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea

I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer

by Eddie semper fi November 25, 2015

steamed beaver

When you find a beaver and steam it up nice and good, then dip it in some mayonnaise.

I'ma gonna eat me a steamed beaver.

by Hocobo June 11, 2015

Beaver streamer

When LB goes to three lick road and cannot control herself

Lbs beaver is streaming. Beaver streamer is streaming

by Charcoal/Bean May 27, 2024