Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.

Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.

by Billy Dave June 14, 2020

Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.

Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.

by CallMeClive July 2, 2020