Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.
1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.
by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014