sports gal

ESPN's Bill Simmons wife. She usually writes about sports in the middle of The Sports Guy column, with a feminine touch and usually talking celebrity gossips and non-sports related stuff.
She had her own picks for the 2006-2007 NFL season and even beat her sports' fanatic husband at it.
As of 2007, she will be a regular on both ABC.com and ESPN.com with a column about the new season of 'The Bachelor'.

-Dude, did you read the new Sports Guy column on ESPN.com ?? It is hilarious.

-No, I didn't. I'm looking forward though to read The Sports Gal picks for the games this weekend.

by theriotfish April 8, 2007

sportsball

a term used sarcastically by non-sports fans to show that they don't know or care that much about sports.

person 1: hey man, did you see the soccer game last night?
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball

by unusualcaterpillar June 21, 2016

sportsballing

the act of participating either competitively or noncompetitively in an athletic based endeavor occasionally with other humans that usually involves spherical devices but also doesn’t have to because all sports deserve equal representation including ribbon dancing and roshambo.

Let's go sportsballing; we have a new baseball glove to break in.

by iron horse brewery September 18, 2018

sportsgasm

A period of time when the sheer volume and quality of live sport induces a feeling not dissimilar to an orgasm in you.

It usually involves a lot of beer.

OMG - the Premiership and Championship football is reaching it's climax, there's Champions League footie, the Hong Kong Sevens rugby is on, we're in the middle of the cricket world cup, we're close to the world championship snooker, the Masters golf at Augusta is next weekend with F1 motor racing and the tennis summer season is about to kick in - it's a sportsgasm!

A weekend with more than 3 different types of live sport to watch can be called a sportsgasm.

by Jamie Douglas April 8, 2007

sportsgame

A term used to describe all sports by someone who doesn’t care about or follow sports that much and want a word to use that isn’t sportsball.

How was that SportsGame last night? Huh? Oh you mean the hockey game? Yeah, that. Oh, it was good.

by E-Show May 4, 2018

Negro sportsball

Basketball

Lebron was playing negro sportsball last night

by Mariwas February 19, 2022

Sportsball

A word used by many, which is often caused by prolonged lack of sun exposure and/or lack of outdoor activity. Users often feel a sense of wit or grandeur when using this word, due to the fact that they are too “intelligent@ to play or be interested in sports, so they feel the need to ridicule anyone that does. Other causes include: banging your head on a table after loosing in geometry dash, dying in Minecraft, and playing too much world of Warcraft

Jack: hey Neville do you want to play catch?
Neville: no, sportsball is stupid and I am too intelligent for your primitive game

by Jxbancdc September 27, 2020