spineless turd 

Sometimes when you are walking down a path in the woods you might come across a spineless turd, hanging by the mushrooms. They are found in the north eastern region of the US and often have a hard outer shell as such of a beetle. Despite their well known name, they do indeed have a spine. If you see one be careful, they tend to fly down your throat and get stuck when you use the toilet, so only your rectum juices come out. THEY CAN BE DOMESTICATED if taken to a trainer by the name of Agayis Caluca, contact at 774-368-2278

I think I have a spineless turd stuck in my rump.

Check it out bros, theres a rad spineless turd over there by those poisones mushrooms. Oh so cool!

spineless turd by Cassandra Hayes June 16, 2017