spider flu 

A mutated strain of Influenza, having symptoms of both the common Flu and those of severe spider bites. Essentially, it's a really bad flu (fever, vomiting, nausea, congestion), along with shortness of breath and swelling, discoloration, and rashes on the skin.

I tried to get to the gym last night, but was diagnosed with a sever case of the spider flu and couldn't move.

spider flu by SpiderFlu November 6, 2013

Spider fluffer

A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused

My coworker is a real spider fluffer

Spider fluffer by Spider fluffer May 17, 2022

spiderslut

a girl who purposely lures you in knowing you are in a relationship like a spider traps flies.

harmony is such a fucking spiderslut. she tries to act so innocent then attempts to steal your boyfriend. fucking whore.

spiderslut by antispiderslut December 6, 2009

spiderflap 

A person or part of a person that resembles a spiderflap

when I was in Kinnue86's twitch chat there were spiderflaps everwhere

spiderflap by Awanderingspiderflap November 9, 2020

spiderfucker

Someone who fucks spiders/enjoys sexual implications with arachnids

You know Raul? Yeah. He's a spiderfucker. He got sucked off by a daddy long legs

spiderfucker by Lizzily April 2, 2023

spiderfucker

when someone decides to fuck a spider

“Yea Amy literally pulled out a strap-on and just started going ham on the jumping spider, just MINK MINK MINK, I think I heard a lil squeak but she was into that, that spiderfucker.”

spiderfucker by Xentripp April 2, 2023