spice nut 

(Noun) A term of endearment used for those moments when your loved one is behaving in a kooky, crazy, strange, or funny manner. Derived from the word "nutty" which has similar meanings.

"KiKi! You crack me up! You are such a spice nut!"
"KiKi- why did you put the peanut butter in the refridgerator? You are such a spice nut!"
"Hey, spice nut! What's up with those crazy glasses?"

spice nut by KiKiBear December 12, 2008

Spicy nut cannon 

Shove wasabi nuts up your penis, then proceed jerk off until you cum and the wasabi nut comes out flying like a cannonball.

I tried out the spicy nut cannon earlier today, I got a whopping distance of 1 meter and 67cm.

Spicy nut cannon by Tekashi isnt traah November 16, 2020

space nut

A session of sex and/or masturbaition that results in the participant(s) falling into a deep sleep so relaxing and profund, it feels as if theyve gone to space

" I found a porn where the lady is covered in cake and man, I jerked off so hard I had a space nut afterwards"

space nut by NOTanEnglishTeacher January 8, 2023

spicy nuts 

When you eat a ghost pepper and touch your nuts

Danny: “How do I cure spicy nuts?!?!”

spicy nuts by JafarsMen March 18, 2018

spicy nuts 

Noun. A term for when a normally docile person decides to suddenly become a lewd; they are said to have “spicy nuts”

Do you remember that time Yam said fuck? Man he sure had some spicy nuts that day!

spicy nuts by PauFam69 December 16, 2021

Spicy Nutmeg

The pungent and wonderful smell behind the balls that arrives after a day of the sack marinating in the post-sex juices from you and your lady.

While sitting at my desk I caught the spicy nutmeg scent wafting up from my crotch, bringing with it please t memories from the night before.

Spicy Nutmeg by Klaire_83 June 23, 2023

Spicenutty

(Adj.) Acting redonkulous aggressive and explosively combative towards others with little or no warning, in order to mask the overwhelming insecurity brought on by small (or potentially missing) testicles. Often a jealous reaction by a disgruntled, sad little scrotum dangler who has attained some level of public authority, for example a cop with a chip on his shoulder after repeatedly being passed over for promotion. Spicenutty behavior is differentiated by roughnuts behavior in that the spicenutter seeks to appear unpredictable and tough, where a roughnutter actually possesses both qualities in abundance. Spicenutters also seem to have an uncanny affinity for "Dora the Explorer." To date this connection has gone unexplained by the scientific community.

While hosting a baller-assed 2-day full-tilt boogie party, I chillin with a bottle of Sailor Jerry and drifted off to sleep. 20 minutes later I was called to the front door. There, I met a large, roided-out, gangry, bald-as-fuck 45+ year-old sheriff's deputy, trying to gang bitch my nephews and pointing a maglight in my face. Big boy, but not my size. This is where I began to detect all the familiar signs and symptoms of the classic spicenutty cop. "I asked for the owner!" "Yeah, that's me. Why did you wake me up." Dickpocalypse starts looking around, hot women everywhere, sweet house, rocket car, me obviously 20 years younger than he expected. He continues yelling. "How the hell could you possibly sleep through all this music and chaos? It sounds like all hell's breaking loose back there (by the pool)." He starts stepping toward me. "I was a soldier." Impassive thousand meter stare. "Now how may I help you." Ass- trinket stops cold, and explains all the things he could have done, and would have done, and then scoots that little srunt no-load ass out of there. Already thinking of the next "Dora" episode, no doubt. In other words, spicenuttiness is being a killjoy, trying to throw your weight around, especially when you see young people who have actually had sex, having fun.

Spicenutty by Johny 2 Guns July 14, 2010