Sparta-ing

The act of taking a dump. VIOLENTLY.

Sarah: God I'm sparta-ing so hard right now ugh.

Jessica: Dude that's awful.

by potofpetunias June 01, 2011

Sparta-ing

The Act of Kicking someone in the way of a Leonidas Kick into the Pit Of Death

"I will Sparta your ass!"

Joe "Hey what the hell are you doing to that poor guy?"

Jon "I'm Sparta-ing his ass!"

by Artimis07 April 01, 2011