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When your friend riley drops his spaghetti all over the floor and you tell him to pick it up. It then leads to an argument which has you choking his bitch ass with the saucy spaghetti. And of course you are innocent because if Rileys bitch ass didn't drop the saucy spaghetti and ruin it in the first place, the spaghetti massacre wouldn't occur
Really riley, you literally just caused a spaghetti massacre
by ChillBlinton February 10, 2017
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