space port 

when you get a tube and stick up your ass to have the other end placed in a girls vagina while you poop into said tube.

wow, i just gave that girl one wicked space port

space port by kyle the god September 25, 2006

Space Port 

When two men have enveloped each others penises inside each others foreskins (aka as docking) into a third parties rectum.

kenny: dude that party last was fucking crazy
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!

Space Port by naggerhater February 21, 2019

Portuguese Space Shuttle 

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).

The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!

Portuguese Space Shuttle by SG5 September 25, 2016

Portuguese space blanket 

Is when you shit on a sheet of tinfoil then get on all fours placing the shit covered tinfoil Infront of you face. Then a transexual fucks you in the ass while pulling the shit covered tinfoil up into your face.

Dude remember that one time you got a Portuguese space blanket in Las Vegas!

Portuguese space blanket by Lovs2spooge:: November 29, 2021

Portuguese space shuttle 

It's a port-a-potty, usually found in and around construction sites.

Holy crap I really have to take a dump, I can't hold it much longer!

Just go use the portuguese space shuttle that I saw around back.

I guess I don't have much of a choice....

Portuguese space shuttle by dariat28 December 19, 2008

Old Spice Portobello 

When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.

“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”

Old Spice Portobello by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019

spacepot fondue

A fondue in a plant pot in space.

John enjoys a spacepot fondue

spacepot fondue by Milldog123 November 17, 2015