soda speak

Another version of "so to speak", a completely useless expression often combined with other useless expressions like "it is what it is" or "back in the day".

"Yo, dude, what's up with that big scratch you put in my snowboard?"

"Don't know what happened. It is what it is, so to speak."

"Don't give me that soda speak bullshit, what the fuck happened?"

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" May 8, 2013

Sodapeak

The precise amount of a carbonated beverage left in a can or bottle that can be chugged and finished just before one blows it out his/her nose and eye sockets from carbonation. The drinker gets a "high", knowing he/she achieved maximum fizz and maximum taste at the same time.

For complete cola satisfaction, one must know their own sodapeak.

by Tonyrock August 1, 2008