social clopen 

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.

Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.

social clopen by bodazzle July 6, 2010

social closening 

The feeling of having a close relationship to actresses/actors in porn videos in lieu of actual human contact

Since the pandemic started, I’ve been at home practicing social closening.

social closening by Word-maven March 14, 2020