snatch napkin 

A snatch napkin is a tampon, so named because it soaks up blood in a snatch (snatch being slang for vagina) like a napkin soaks up spilled juice or soda on a table.

guy: yeah, I gotta stop and get some snatch napkins for my girlfriend.

male friend: Why does she need snatch napkins? She IS one.

snatch napkin by TurbulentDay August 26, 2010

snatch napkin 

Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.

guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"

snatch napkin by kotabro93 October 17, 2009

snatchnapkin 

someone who is equal to a paper product rubbed between the female reproductive area otherwise known as worthless.

Quit being a snatchnapkin and help us out

snatchnapkin by d1e1r2e6k December 13, 2010