snap a fish

Damn. My guts are about to burst. I gotta snap a fish!
by Raging Buffoon April 01, 2008
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Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.
Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.
by Dr Ike August 12, 2011
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