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Smokepoo 

1. n. Bowel movements resulting from the relaxation induced by cigarettes, esp. Djarum Specials.

2. adj. {Smokepoodom} A state of utter relaxation brought on by cigarettes, esp. Djarum Specials, which is NOT to exclude the utter relaxation of the intestines and/or bowels.

3. n. {Smokepootative} Cigarettes utilized as a laxative.

4. v. {Smokepoo'd} Having been in a state of constipation and smoked several cigarettes in hopes of correcting the problem.
"Dude, I'm telling you! You've gotta pull over, I've got a major smokepoo coming on!"
"Hehe... Man, I feel so relaxed... Oh wow, I've hit smokepoodom stage. Be back in a bit."

"Dang... That cheese pizza clogged me up big time, and I don't have any money for X-Lax. You got any smokepootatives at your place?"

"I hit up the stogies big time, and I tell ya... I got majorly smokepoo'd... Feelin' much better."

smokepole 

A very hard punch to the face that typically results in knocking the other person out, or worse.
If that guy spills his drink on me again I'm going to smokepole him!!
smokepole by Barwise August 24, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026