smiffy

a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis

i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it

smiffy by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

Will Smif 

The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.

"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith

Will Smif by rectangle March 6, 2009

smiffed 

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

smiffed by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

Smiffkins Bridge by Bobanog June 19, 2008

smilf 

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

smilf by jimbo February 6, 2003

SMIFF 

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

SMIFF by jetwake08 October 12, 2011

Applelonia Smiff 

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

Applelonia Smiff by Cheena September 26, 2007