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smell yer ma 

This is an extreme insult, deriving from Northern Ireland, hence the spelling to emulate local dialects. It is in common use as a put down. It is accompanied by two or more fingers held together, as if inserting into an orifice, and waved under the victim's nose. It reflects the harshness and vulgarity common to N. Irish conversation.
Have you been done for University-wide corruption again, boss?

Smell yer ma, ye wee shite.
smell yer ma by docrob September 15, 2009
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Smell yer maw 

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.
Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

Smell yer Maw 

1. Catchphrase adopted by the Quebec Top Shaggers
Jim's the definition of a VL ......Jim replies "SMELL YER MAW"
Smell yer Maw by R8586N April 23, 2019

smell yer maw 

To smell someone's fingers that's recently fingered your mum
*puts fingers up too his friends face*

"Smell yer maw !"

mum your mom fingerbast poke vagina
smell yer maw by Yolttttt July 23, 2015
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