a person of asian descent who appears as though their creator (god) took his thumbs and smeared their eyes across their face.
EXAMPLE 1-
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?
Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!
Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.
Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?
Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.
Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?
Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!
Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.
Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?
Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.
Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.
by Dragonzombie October 15, 2009