a fictional disease that originates amongst the homeless population (specifically the ones that live in boxes).
Every day, millions of homeless men and women contract the disease "Smallbox." in order to cure these helpless people we must force them to get into the box. the only cure is the box itself.
Symptoms include:
Claustrophobia
poor hygiene
"herpegonasiphilaids"
rash on your underarms
we must find a cure
wow Erin's Smallbox is really bad, maybe she should have gotten into the box instead of rip it up and put it on my bed.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"