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small arms repairer 

Official title for United States Army MOS series of 91F (ninety-one fox). They are the best trained weapon mechanics on the face of the planet. Their main responsibility is to repair weapons which troops have damaged due to negligence, lack of knowledge, inability to retain information once it has been presented and occasionally due to actual combat.

In maintenance companies 91F's work in larger groups, gauging , repairing and preparing weapons for training and combat.

Occasionally a 91F will be attached to a line company or battalion that is more than likely to see combat, has a lower than usual IQ average that poses a higher risk to government equipment or both (especially with combat engineers and infantry). In these groups, 91F's are often erroneously referred to as "armorers", referring to the ASI identifier that traditionally knows almost nothing about weapons and refuses to accept your weapon into the arms room, no matter how clean it is. 91F's who are new to such units are often offended by this label because of the vast difference in training, but experienced 91F's let it go, feeling sympathy for the special needs companies they are attached to who honestly couldn't know any better if their lives, families lives and the lives of every living organism in the universe depended on it.
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's a qualified Small Arms Repairer".

"Say again? I don't understand..."
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's our unit armorer."
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026