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A sluggish wooly mammoth like creature with an uncanny resemblence of Michael Moore. A slurmsy drools and makes prehistoric noises while sleeping. A slurmsy has pronunciation problems such as hospital(hostipal) chimney(chimley) and mark (MORK! MORK!)
why are ya ringing me ya big slurmsy!!?? you've nothing to talk about you're just bored on the bus! ya sap!
by seanrquinn March 05, 2007
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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