slum piece 

The girl you go slumming with when your slam piece falls through or the girl you go to when you are in a slump and just need to get laid. The opposite of a slam piece

Shit, my slam piece is out of town for the weekend. I better call my slum piece.

I've been going through a slump lately. I need to lower my standards and find a slum piece.

slum piece by drivethrurelis October 3, 2011

Slampiece 

Noun. A derogatory term referring to a female booty call who is not girlfriend material or not worthy to take out on dates.

Adam, so have you found yourself a Tahoe slampiece yet or you still batin' twice a day?

Slampiece by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009

Natty to Slampiece Ratio 

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

Natty to Slampiece Ratio by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010

Slampiece 

A girl with the personality to hang and the sex drive to bang

Dave: "that slampiece Jamie and I banged all night"

Frat Brother "dude, wtf you like took her on a date today"

Dave: "Yeah she can definitely hang"

Slampiece by cunexttuesdayyy February 25, 2010

slampiece 

More suggestive, and therefore far more amusing, variation of politically correct, gender-neutered pansexual labels such as S.O. to refer to a sexual partner or boy/girlfriend. See also slamp, piece.

Sorry I haven't come in to work for the past month, i've been busy shagging my new slampiece full-time and couldn't walk straight.

slampiece by caffeinatrix November 8, 2002

SlamPiece 

A SlamPiece is a smokin hot babe that you fuck on the reg.

-Bro, I was playin COD on Xbox last night and my number one "SlamPiece" came over and started bobbin me so hard that she knocked the sticks outta my hands."

-Damn did you win?"

-Naw, but it was chill, cause then she made me a sandwich."

SlamPiece by JBroTibbs May 26, 2011

Slampiece 

Martha Helt, famous luchadore with the Readingo Buccaneeros.

Slampiece took down Gino with an el loco pollo!

Slampiece by Box-Dreamer January 4, 2012