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sloppy slapper

When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017
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sloppy swappers

another name for bisexuals
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Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.
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Slippery Slappy

Once male has dumped load into female taking penis out of vagina and slapping her face cheeks with said object
And before she knew it, I'd slippery slapped her!
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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