You know that bitch, Diana? My homie fucked that slut the other night. She's got a giant slizznatch. He said he slipped right in but his dick got frost bite from the cold.

Man, Diana is such a slizznatch. She slept with three of my friends and they all said their dicks shriveled up upon entry. All three of them had chlamydia shortly after fucking her. Then to cover up her embarrassment she told everyone they had tiny dicks.