ski dad
The dad of a family of little kids who ski. They are usually rich and from New York, Jersey, Connecticut, or Massachusetts and ski every weekend in Vermont, also often pulling their kids out of school to go skiing. They irresponsibly let their little kids loose around the mountain zigzagging around in the trees and cutting everyone off. They take videos of their kids skiing a "hard" trail and post it on youtube, making sure to make the kids' age apparent. A typical video will be in a glade, and the dad will stop and film each of their five kids ski past. They cover their fancy SUV with bumper stickers for Mad River Glen and Stowe among others, and make sure to have a ski rack that everyone can see, keeping it on during the summer. They are obnoxious and inconsiderate to any others on the mountain, thinking they and their kids are the best skiers on the mountain.
Joey is a ski dad. He drives up from jersey every friday night to Sugarbush in his suburban covered with ski bumper stickers with skis packed in the overhead rack. He spends his day chasing his kids in the glades and cutting the lift line because he is rich and supposedly a better skier than them all. They return on Sunday night so his kids can continue to fail school and he can continue bragging about his kids in a ski blog.
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