to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
by Dopey Mcgee September 6, 2010