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A kick-ass equestrian sport consisting of riding over massive obstacles with thousands of spectators cheering in the background. Usually seen as "the real deal" of equestrian disciplines.
Rider: Hey Mom, did you see my awesome dressage test yesterday?

Mother: Oh sorry dear, I was watching the showjumping.
by Showjumper November 30, 2010
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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