The ritualistic act of waking up with your significant other and proceeding to shower, eat breakfast, and fuck; hence show chow pow.
Note: The order in which these activities is completed is dependent on personal preference. If you want to be clean before a bang then the classic show chow pow is ideal.
Gal: "Honey, you awake?"
Guy: "Meh"
Gal: "Honey!?"
Guy: "Babe, I'm trying to sleep."
Gal: "Ugh. Fine. I just thought you might want to show chow pow?" (rolls over)
Guy: "Let's fuckin' do it!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!