shit pinner

The byproduct of aggressive wiping of ones anus with low-grade tissue paper wherein the paper tears off, mixes with feces, and drops to floor or ones pants (assuming he/she is a standing wiper). The spindles of toilet paper and fecal matter are known to resemble tightly rolled marijuana cigarettes, or pinners.

When Alice wipes, it sounds like she's refinishing a coffee table with a medium grit paper. The worst part however, is the smattering of shit pinners she leaves in the stall.

by tadger420 September 3, 2016

Shitpinger

(UK). To score a very powerful goal in a football match, often from outside the penalty box. Sometimes referred to as a "screamer".

Tony Yeboah scored an absolute shitpinger against Wimbledon for Leeds United back in 1995

by azpimylastemail September 5, 2023