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shit picky 

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law
Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...
shit picky by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011
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shit picker

a person who constantly picks at their "shit" or genitalia.
Mike is always picking and scratching his crotch. Taylor said he is a Shit Picker.
shit picker by eet fuk! January 21, 2010

shit picker

someone who picks shit out of their butt.
"did you see how little billy was scratching his butt crack?" "yeah, he's a little shit picker."
shit picker by Bob May 13, 2005

shit picker

either a bin man, or some school children who pick up general crap off the floor
aah! that shit picker tried to pick me up
shit picker by hic-up December 12, 2003

shit picker

a person's finger or the remaining stump of a finger
Ted watched in horror as the grenade blew of his buddy's shit pickers.
shit picker by Gwava February 24, 2007

picking shit with the chickens 

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.
"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."

Shit and pick

This is where a lady shits on a mans dick during the course of sex, pick means the lady could have picked if she wanted to take the shit it’s often occurring after having deep anal sex with the lady needing the toilet
“Aaaaw fuck yeah baby *shits*” “why did you take a shit and pick on me?”
Shit and pick by TheChoppers April 10, 2019
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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