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when you take a steamy poop and dont wipe, the left over shit dries up on your ass hair giving your ringhole a nice set of dreads. Also known as shit dags.
Daniel: Dude, did you see the dags that Zag had when he Brown-eyed us!?

Cam: Yeah, those Shit Dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his asshole, he really needs to wipe better.
by glock15 March 27, 2011
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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