shaqueezle 

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.

“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”

shaqueezle by Ponya December 19, 2020

Shitqueer 

First identified in the trans community, a shitqueer is someone who self-appointed outsider status as justification for being a social parasite.

Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.

Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.

This makes shitqueers furiously angry!

They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).

Person A: "As a trans person, society oppresses me for my love of freaky sex and smoking meth. Otherwise I would have a job."

Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."

Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."

Person B: "You are a shitqueer."

Shitqueer by L_and_scape July 4, 2014

Shitqueer 

Shitqueers (or dirtqueers) are mean, shitty, entitled queers.

Combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.

Lady: "Sorry Pronoun, but you can't crash on my couch for another month."

Shitqueer: "You are oppressing meeeeeeee!"

Shitqueer by CHOBITCOIN November 16, 2014

Shaqueeda 

Name giving to certain ghetto girls that say phrases such as "Oh no you di'int!" and "Don't go there gurl fran!"
A Shaqueeda usually wears a crunchy weave thats usually in the trashy shade of maroon, purple, or red.
Shaqueeda's usually have more then five kids...all of whom which have different fathers. Shaqueeda's may be spotted wearing Baby Phat, South Pole, and apple bottom jeans, complimented with boots with fur, or Reebok's with straps.

Shaquanda: "oh no, shaqueeda did NOT just go there gurl!!"
Sha-nay-nay: "Oh gurl I think she just DID! Mmmmhmmm."

Shaqueeda by Shaqueeda LaToya-Jackson-LaQuanda June 19, 2008

shaqueef 

To shart (A shit-fart) out of a vagina. This may come in the form of drops, spray, or diarrhea.

Man, last night Gail and I were going to town in the bed, and she up and shaqueeved up in my grill.

Dammit mom, I thought it was my period, but in fact I had a shaqueef!

shaqueef by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

Shaqueria 

The girl who can make the saddest 😢person laugh😂.She has an amazing personality,very funny😂,and very fine😍.She always seem to have a twinkle⛤ in her eye . She is very outgoing but is also very quite. She is very special💍 to see the sweet person she really is and bring out the hopeless romantic she is. Anyone who is lucky to have an shaqueria in their life 🌍🔐is very lucky and should cherish her. Don't ever let her go. Super loyal,smart ,honest, nice,and very cool. She is the best friends you will ever have and girl friend. Crazy but still love you💘🔐💍. She likes to eat🍽☕.

I met a girl named "shaqueria"& I fell in love.

Shaqueria is fine

Damn she is such a shaqueria.

Shaqueria by Shaqueria February 16, 2018

shaqueera 

1. Taking, transcending, transforming to/with the queer goodness that flows from Shakira.
2. Whatever

OMG, Taylor's got a nice shaqueera and is glowing so shaqueera-ee.

Oh those white-privilege cis dude gay fuckwads, let's sprinkle shaqueera all over their lives.

shaqueera by g-w May 20, 2011