An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.
"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"
by David Davids0n December 29, 2009
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